so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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