Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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