It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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