Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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