It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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