You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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