my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
its liver damage thursday
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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