So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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