No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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