Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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