Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Randomize