does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
She needs sedatives and a leash
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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