I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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