I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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