Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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