This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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