Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i've created a new STD.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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