I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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