Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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