She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
