We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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