I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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