i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
there is glitter all over my balls
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