Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
