nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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