So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She announced her abortion via fbk
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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