Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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