is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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