My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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