Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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