We named our party play list daddy issues
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Randomize