butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize