And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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