So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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