doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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