Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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