She said her name was "party"
Duck Duck Cougar?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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