You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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