ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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