I'm lost and stupid without you.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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