then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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