its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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