ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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