Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize