these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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