There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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