you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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