party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We have so much sex to catch up on
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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