yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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