I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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