well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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