I wish I could punch you in the face.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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