How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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