wat bout pragnant strippers??
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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