he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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