They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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